O'Keefe? Oh, no...

I have been trying to document the emergent spring in the trees and shrubs in super-tiny macro this year because I thought it would look great and be scientifically interesting. But now I feel as if I have been watching the sex lives of trees through a peephole. Have I been shooting plant pornography?! I am going to keep doing what I am doing, but I am not going to be able to sit down with any one of these plants and have a conversation over coffee. Ever.